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| − | The ROD once | + | The [[ROD]] went through that portal, and it was at this moment they knew they fucked up. It was not just a 'portal', it was a door way to what appeared to be [[hell]]. That's right, [[ROD]] once again unleashed calamity and [[hell]] into the world... Just kidding, they went in and slaughtered hordes of demons and discovered the [[mages faithful hound]] was deaf, blind and mute. A large 4 armed demon walked by the hound, pet it then assault our sleeping heros. The demon got wrecked and the [[ROD]] decided enough was enough. They waltzed up to this large castle/keep that appeared to be a [[Morecan]] sanctuary and proceeded to kill everything that moved. [[Daryl]] for the first time ever successfully used unnatural lust. Watching a 4 armed demon ass rape another 4 armed demon was a sight to behold. |
| + | Inside the keep some cheeky little cunt stole [[Dranas]]'s beloved bastard sword and ran away with it while they were fighting some mean looking skeleton. They killed the big mean skeleton wielding a halberd of ice aka the icey vein halberd. They gave it to [[Dranas]] to replace his precious Bastard Sword. When they entered the innermost chamber that was discovered by [[Stug]]'s ground melting pass through stuff ability. They encountered an evil demon chick. [[Volkorn]] using his lightning wits sealed the only entrance with a stone wall to ward off reinforcements. [[Daryl]] once again successfully used unnatural lust on the woman and [[Stug]] proceeded to take her to pound town. [[Dranas]] seizing the opportunity cleaved her in two as she was bent over the table, poor [[Stug]] was mid thrust when her life was cut short (pun intended). | ||
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| + | On their great retreat [[Volkorn]] summoned Jurassic Park to block the entrance. [[Stug]] who wants to mount everything decided to mount a triceratops in a perceived attempt to Gandalf the glory. [[Stug]] finally exited the portal right before it closed. They succeeded in closing the portal saving the material plane from an invasion from [[hell]]. | ||
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Dranas smited a lot of stuff and lost a sword, but gained a halberd? | Dranas smited a lot of stuff and lost a sword, but gained a halberd? | ||
Latest revision as of 18:54, 25 October 2018
The ROD went through that portal, and it was at this moment they knew they fucked up. It was not just a 'portal', it was a door way to what appeared to be hell. That's right, ROD once again unleashed calamity and hell into the world... Just kidding, they went in and slaughtered hordes of demons and discovered the mages faithful hound was deaf, blind and mute. A large 4 armed demon walked by the hound, pet it then assault our sleeping heros. The demon got wrecked and the ROD decided enough was enough. They waltzed up to this large castle/keep that appeared to be a Morecan sanctuary and proceeded to kill everything that moved. Daryl for the first time ever successfully used unnatural lust. Watching a 4 armed demon ass rape another 4 armed demon was a sight to behold.
Inside the keep some cheeky little cunt stole Dranas's beloved bastard sword and ran away with it while they were fighting some mean looking skeleton. They killed the big mean skeleton wielding a halberd of ice aka the icey vein halberd. They gave it to Dranas to replace his precious Bastard Sword. When they entered the innermost chamber that was discovered by Stug's ground melting pass through stuff ability. They encountered an evil demon chick. Volkorn using his lightning wits sealed the only entrance with a stone wall to ward off reinforcements. Daryl once again successfully used unnatural lust on the woman and Stug proceeded to take her to pound town. Dranas seizing the opportunity cleaved her in two as she was bent over the table, poor Stug was mid thrust when her life was cut short (pun intended).
On their great retreat Volkorn summoned Jurassic Park to block the entrance. Stug who wants to mount everything decided to mount a triceratops in a perceived attempt to Gandalf the glory. Stug finally exited the portal right before it closed. They succeeded in closing the portal saving the material plane from an invasion from hell.
TL;DR Dranas smited a lot of stuff and lost a sword, but gained a halberd?
